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Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
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apparently i don’t
omg what does that even say?
dubstep
????
Okay so money or something PS or please don’t believe there is a generation d/c? between them and their teen.
What is d/c?
In gaming dc is short for disconnect.
“mnE Ps don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen”?OH!! Many parents(meanie parents?) don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen.
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WE DID IT!
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good work tumblr
Tumblr: Working together to solve national problems since whatever year it was founded.
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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The new thigh tattoo :)
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i get it now
oh
i’m in the middle for both of them…?
I claim NC and WA, and they are the nicest places ever.
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